Pick correct Mr. Irrelevant; win cash

by Mocking Dan on Apr 1, 2009 8:00 PM EDT Comment 77 comments

Welcome to the first-ever Mocking the Draft Mr. Irrelevant contest! I can assure you, this is no April Fool's joke.

The idea is a simple one: Pick the correct final pick in the 2009 NFL Draft and you can win cold, hard, electronically received cash.

Here are the quick rules, for all legalities:

Note: You must be entered by the start of the draft!

1. One player per person: If you select two, you are disqualified.

2. Once a player is picked by someone else, he cannot be picked again: Make sure to read through the comments. If you pick someone already picked, your pick is disqualified. I'm not going to monitor the picks until after the draft.

3. This costs you nothing: All you have to do, if you're not a member already, join the community. While I'd love it if you stayed around and made more comments, if this is your only comment on MtD, I understand.

4. You must have PayPal: Don't have PayPal? Don't enter. That's the only way I'm delivering the prize.

5. What you win: A rock-solid $20. I know, it's not much. We're in a recession people! Also, it costs you nothing to enter.

6. What else can disqualify you: If we find out you've made multiple acounts just to enter. Selecting after the draft (I'm not that dumb, folks). If your name is Mocking Dan.

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Seth Olsen, G, Iowa

I got Summer hatin' on me cuz I'm hotter than the sun. Spring hatin' on me cuz I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me cuz I'm colder than Y'all. And I will never, I will never, I will never Fall.
-Lil Wayne, Mr. Carter

by shake n bake on Apr 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

James Holt, LB, Kansas

by bp42810 on Apr 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Daniel Holtzclaw, ILB, Eastern Michigan,

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

by sireric on Apr 1, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

bastard!

Amnesty, the idea that you can forgive transgressions against you, gives as much to one side, as it does the other. It has the noble quality of bestowing mercy to both parties.

There is no army so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

by Jeremy Bolander on Apr 2, 2009 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

another bastard!

Amnesty, the idea that you can forgive transgressions against you, gives as much to one side, as it does the other. It has the noble quality of bestowing mercy to both parties.

There is no army so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

by Jeremy Bolander on Apr 2, 2009 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eron Riley, WR, Duke

by firstPick on Apr 2, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he's won't go later than rd. 4

by coreyhess on Apr 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stephen Hodge, LB, TCU

Bleeding Green Nation - Philadelphia Eagles Blog

by JasonB on Apr 2, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

David Richmond, WR, San Jose State

by ProVision on Apr 2, 2009 1:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Matt Slauson, OG, Nebraska

Amnesty, the idea that you can forgive transgressions against you, gives as much to one side, as it does the other. It has the noble quality of bestowing mercy to both parties.

There is no army so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

by Jeremy Bolander on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs