Chiefs Super Radical Mock Draft

1. Tim Tebow – QB/NT

 

I know what you are all thinking. "There is NO way Tebow will be available with the 5th overall pick". Maybe, maybe not, but this is just a Mock draft, appease me. Obviously this is a no brainer if/when Tebow falls at 5. The Greatest Football Player Of All Time (GFBPOAT has he will be referred to from now on) will fit nicely in a good wholesome community of Kansas City and nicely on the roster. Matt Cassel was offered $60M last offseason but will restructure his contract to free up the necessary cap space to sign Tim to his 10 year $100,000,000,000 contract. GFBPOAT will improve KC’s 25th ranked offense to #1 in a single offseason. GFBPOAT will also play starting NT which should shore up KC’s 31st ranked rushing Defense. There is a chance however that Seattle will trade up in the top 4 to get GFBPOAT since it rains so much in Seattle and Tebow’s ability to walk on water. If this is the case, KC should trade their 2nd through 6th round picks for the 1st overall draft pick. Easiest pick evah.

 

2a. Ndamukong Suh - DT

 

Ndomukong was projected by many pundits to go early in the first round but with many teams afraid of sounding stupid while trying to pronounce his name, he will fall to early in the second round. Since the Chiefs recently moved to the 3-4 there is a question if he is suited to play the DE in a 3-4 or if he is big enough and disruptive enough to play a 3-4 nose tackle. I think he is. Since Tebow will be the starting NT in 2010, this will allow Suh adequate time to grow and learn the position. If he doesn’t work out as a NT, Todd Haley will move him to defensive end and trade Glenn Dorsey for a 7th round pick in the 2019 draft as many of my comrades at Arrowhead Pride have suggested.

 2b Reggie Bush –WR/RB/KR/PR/Subway endorser

 

This is a very important pick to the Kansas City Chiefs as this was the compensation KC received in the Tony Gonzalez trade. Therefore it is important to make a sexy splash pick. This is why The Chiefs will pick the Sexiest player in football in Reggie Bush. This will accomplish a couple things. #1 Reggie was a very dynamic playmaker in USC and will fill a huge need the Chiefs have in a PR/KR as well be a good change of pace pack for Jamaal Charles who is more of a bruising back who runs between the tackles. #2 The Chiefs need some big bodies to fill the interior O-Line and hopefully with Bush joining the Chiefs, they can convince Kim Kardashian to play RG.

 3. Eric Berry – S

 

Since the departure of Bernard Pollard, the Chiefs have been need of a dynamic playmaking Safety. Bernard Pollard was cut last year despite being the Chiefs biggest playmaker due to an unfortunate incident in the summer of beating Todd Haley with a birdie on hole 18. Eric Berry although not nearly as good as Bernard Pollard, will be alright. Some might argue that he is a reach in the 3rd round but GM Scott Pioli has shown the willingness to reach for a position of need as all draft picks in 2009 were projected to be UDFA. Berry is more of a raw talent but will have the ability to play behind allstar Jon Mcgraw and learn from observing him play

4. Rolando McClain – LB

 

Again a reach, but linebacker is a position of need. Chiefs have a very good linebacker in Derrick Johnson but sat on the bench most of 2009 because he was told by someone that he twittered some gay slurs or something. The last big name LB’er the Chief had was Derrick Thomas who was also from Alabama, so the Chiefs are hoping that McClain can also wear #58 and cause the same amount of havoc as Thomas did in the 90’s. I’m usually a fan of drafting successful players from very good football programs, but McClain is the exception. Being from Canada, I’ve never heard of Alabama, but there is no good playmaking linebackers from Notre Dame or the University of Saskatchewan, so I’ll take the gamble of taking McClain in the 4th.

5a. Golden Tate - WR

 

Chiefs have a pretty good 1-2 punch in Dwayne Bowe and Lance Long…err..Chris Chambers….err Bobby wade…errrr…..Bobby Sippio? Nevermind. Chiefs need a 2nd receiver and Golden Tate is our boy.

5b. Jesus - TBD/DB

 

Jesus never played professional football but since he is the Son of God, I’d imagine he could do whatever he wants. Mostly taken because Tim Tebow asked us to and by the 5th round, he already fired Scott Pioli and became the Chiefs General Manager and is drafting his buddy. Jesus will probably start on special teams but will be groomed to be the #2 DB playing across from Brandon Flowers.

5c. Mount Cody.

 

Now that he is approximately 509 pounds, he will probably drop to the 5th round. I’m not sure what position he will play, I just wanted an excuse to show a picture with his shirt off. I’m kind of sick like that.