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Apparently there was a football draft today

The UFL, which is shockingly still in existence, had it's player draft today. You'll have to forgive me for having no lead-up content. I thought the UFL died in a horrible grease fire.

Anyway, the five teams made 12 picks each tonight. Don't know the teams? Me either. But here are the first five picks:

1. Omaha - DE - DeWayne Wright White
2. Hartford - RB - Andre Dixon
3. Sacramento - QB - Justin Goltz
4. Florida - LB - Weston Dacus
5. Las Vegas - LB - Dominic Payne

Omaha, known as the "Nighthawks," took outside linebacker Chike Okeafor with the first pick in the second round. Had this been 2006, that would be impressive. However, both players have struggled with injuries and obvious interest from NFL teams. Oddly enough, when I tried to go to the Nighthawks' UFL page, it didn't load. Dammit.

Playing the role of the UFL's Joey Harrington is quarterback Justin Goltz. He went undrafted in 2009 out of Occidental College. Surprisingly enough, that is not a dental school. He was given a tryout by Detroit and was not signed last year. Little else is known about Goltz's professional history. Fortunately, some wayward  nerd already updated his Wikipedia page.

Other notable selections include Omaha taking guard Shawn Andrews in the third round and wide receiver Ronald Curry in the sixth. Talk about stretching the salary cap.

Hartford took fullback Asaph Schwapp in the eighth round. That is notable because I like saying Asaph Schwapp.

Find the entire draft order and history here. I dare anyone to try and expound further on tonight's selections.

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I for some reason liked Ronald Curry when he was with the Raiders maybe it was because he was one of the only ones that caught the ball for them?

by The Legend on Jun 2, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Andre Dixon

the one who got drafted by the Steelers ?

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by Joe25 on Jun 2, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

we didn't draft him...

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by Josh Roberts (ESGB) on Jun 3, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats the other Dixon.

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by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 3, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schwapp played for ND two years ago?

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by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 2, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice comment/analysis left at the site:
Anonymous said…
-Chris Merkle, Montclair State University – 6’3 265 DE
Under the radar prospect, strong and agile Defensive End.
Was a Division-III All-American, 1st team All-Conference performer.
NJAC Defensive Player of the Week selection, also accumulated 18.5 tackles for loss (of 81 yards) and three forced fumbles.
Merkle finished 19th overall in tackles in the NJAC and was second in tackles for loss, third in sacks and sixth in fumbles caused.
Put up 32 reps on the 225LB Bench Press.

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by Scott Kessler on Jun 3, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Surprised

Curry wasn’t taken sooner. He did alright with the Raiders for a while

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by Bestjagfan on Jun 3, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I saw Cortez Hankton on that list

I used to throw to him all the time on Madden when I played with the Jaguars.

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by Adam Stites on Jun 3, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Simoni Lawrence - LB or S?

I’ll be interested to see where the Colonials play him.

I thought the undersized LB might get picked up by an NFL team interested in turning him into a safety, kind of like what the Raiders did with Jerome Boyd last year.

If Lawrence wants to get to the NFL next year, spending a year in the UFL developing his safety skills would be a nice move. Hopefully, the Colonials’ coaching staff lets him make the move.

by Alo on Jun 3, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Dewayne White

Was the first pick not Wright

by GTlions on Jun 3, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks. Place I grabbed it from had Wright. I wasn’t paying attention.

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by Dan Kadar on Jun 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Urgh, Vegas didn’t take a QB? No repeat I guess :(

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by UZ on Jun 3, 2010 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Jim Fassel & Dennis Green

Fassel is the coach for Las Vegas and Green the coach for Sacramento.

by JASiege on Jun 3, 2010 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Former NFL guys that I saw

43. Omaha – LB – Nate Webster. I remember him from madden a couple years ago i think he played on the Broncos.

51. Omaha – DT – Hollis Thomas

58. Florida – C – Melvin Fowler Former Buffalo Bills starting center from two years ago.

by Brennan McCoy on Jun 3, 2010 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I dont even understand

how do you even get drafted in this league. Do you just have to be a free agent in the NFL or something? Because how do they know Dwayne White or some other player that just played last year wont sign with an NFL team?

by Yankees10 on Jun 3, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m kind of curious about this as well. However, not so curious that I’ll figure it out.

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by Dan Kadar on Jun 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here lol

curious, but not curious enough to figure it out

by Yankees10 on Jun 3, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually tried finding out but couldn't

I did discover that the “Tuck Rule” is a fumble in the UFL, though

by Bacalao on Jun 4, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

how you get drafted

Your family takes pity on you and sends in the $5 application fee.

by ct17 on Jun 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

sort of like the CFL

they don’t know, so they have to factor that into the calculations on whether or not to draft a player

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by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jun 7, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I guess nobody read my UFL mock drafts...

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.

by 3k on Jun 3, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

sarcasm

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.

by 3k on Jun 4, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by TheTealDeal on Jun 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omaha must have a thing for former Broncos

They took Kenny Peterson, Nate Webster, and Nick Ferguson. Maybe Webster will be able to keep his helmet on….

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by Broncoman27 on Jun 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha
Hartford took fullback Asaph Schwapp in the eighth round. That is notable because I like saying Asaph Schwapp.

Funny stuff, guy.

by motown313 on Jun 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

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