2011 NFL Draft Drinking Game
by Jonathan Loesche on Feb 17, 2011 12:54 AM EST
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PrintIt is that time of year again folks. Granted, with the Thursday Night PRIMETIME schedule the draft now doesn't allow for quite the same shenanigans, it still provides plenty of alcohol fueled fun. With that in mind, the ground rules
1. One person takes a drink when one of the following happen
Anytime ESPN goes live to the "DraftLab"
Tim Tebow is mentioned
Kiper/McShay defend someone in their Top 10 going between after pick 11
Anytime ESPN replays a McShay/Kiper debate
The CBAs effect on the draft is mentioned
2. Social Drinks
Anytime the words "reach", "Value", "trade","Character Issues", "raw", or "winner" is said
A "Tyson Alualu" moment where everyone just sits in studden silence
Anytime someone says they are high on any draft pick taken beyond round 3
3. Take your pick
Draw straws from Mel Kiper's Top 10. The first player picked drinks for one second, second guy taken drinks for two seconds, and so on until guy who took that player taken last drinks for ten.
4. Waterfall
Assign each person to a player present at the draft. The amount of time they're on stage you have to drink
5. Social Waterfall
The first run of any Kiper/McShay debate, everyone present must drink continuously until the debate is over. I promise, you'll lose fewer brain cells thats way
Disclaimer: Myself, Mocking The Draft, and SBNation take no responsibility for this. This is solely intended for comical purposes as you will likely die
Dicalimer #2: Seriously, there is a high chance you will die. Do you have any idea how often "reach", "Value", "trade","Character Issues", "raw", or "winner" are said in an average draft broadcast?
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Drink every time your team picks.
I’m a Redskins fan. They only have a few picks. If someone tried to do this with the New England Patriots they’d kill themselves. But most fans should try
Fight On, Fight On, Til You Have Won! Sons of Washington! Rah! Rah! Rah!
by HailToTheRedskins on Feb 27, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd because i like literally every word in the title of this post.
2011 Dream Draft
1) Akeem Ayers, OLB
2) Mikel LeShoure, RB
3) Kris O'Dowd, C
4) Davon House, CB
5) :(
6) Henry Hynoski, FB
7) Eric Hagg, SS
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 17, 2011 1:37 AM EST reply actions
the key with this:
Dicalimer #2: Seriously, there is a high chance you will die. Do you have any idea how often “reach”, “Value”, “trade”,“Character Issues”, “raw”, or “winner” are said in an average draft broadcast?
is to NOT take a huge drink….but to take smaller, just above a sip, drink
formerly I draft the Cowboys!!!
Yes...I am Ironman....seriously my last name is ironman in German
Knowledge and Skill overcome superstition and Luck-Dawn Patrol
by I am Ironman!!! on Feb 17, 2011 2:44 AM EST reply actions
The real trick.
Is to keep it fruity. Watered down screwdrivers all night.
You can be a big man with your long islands and three wisemen, I’d rather survive the draft.
Last year I drank a full beer for every other pick
and it ended up with me choking out my friend for saying Tebow would never be a succesful NFL QB…
So not too sure I’ll be playing these games, but I’ll be sure to enjoy the draft with a bunch of frosty’s
Changing my sig because of good advice from swg77. I still believe Bowers won't be the pick, but I do agree it is a possibility (small, but still possible). My top 4 (which is a combo of need and BPA) for the Broncos #2 overall pick: 1. Fairley 2. Peterson 3. Dareus 4. Bowers. Considering though that likely only one player will be taken from this top 4 I believe the pick is between Fairley and Peterson, with a small chance of Bowers or Dareus.
Holy Crap
Value and Reach are said 1000 times each day.
You really would die lol
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I don't drink beer.
The 2010 Bucs: Considering their two-minute offense works wonders... Why can't EVERY offensive drive be run like that during the other 58 minutes of the damn game?!
I don't always drink beer,
But when I do, I drink when someone I didn’t project in the top 64 round gets drafted there.
by birds'n'raiders on Feb 17, 2011 8:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
How about...
shotgun two beers every time your team, whose pick you’ve been waiting for for an hour and a half, happens to make their pick during a commercial break.
I'm not drunk I'm just drinking.
(Do NOT try this if you're a Seahawks fan)
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by Crystal for DH on Feb 26, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like I should make some comment about how Raiders' nation has to take a drink every time they're on the clock.
But considering their owner, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was just tradition to them by now just o ease the pain of the all the Darius Heyward-Beys that Davis has selected.
Come on Doc
The Pride and Poise Noise is set return. Don’t sleep on the Raider. Sure the old man (Davis) is up there in age, but one has to admit that with Hue Jackson in charge of the offense, the Raiders are a much improved team.
Raiders won't get any better. They'll be about the same if not worse.
Hue Jackson = more changes
Superbowl Champs Baby!!!!!
13 World Championships, soon to be 14 after next season...GUARANTEED!!!!!
Nuff said....
It is.
When Heyward-Bey was drafted in 2009 I waterfalled until I passed out. I missed the fact that we actually made some decent picks (Matt Shaughnessy, Louis Murphy) after that.
As for the drinking game, I’ll be watching the draft with my two best friends who follow football (one of whom plays left tackle to my quarterback spring weekends) and I can safely guarantee that by the end of it I’ll be pissing off my balcony. (I live on the 13th floor).
No one likes us,
No one likes us,
We're the Raiders and we don't care...
"Darth Vader is a punk compared to Al Davis." - Hunter S Thompson
Seriously
The AFC West is a winnable division. You should be optimistic if you are a Raiders fan. Young mikebacker McClain’s
arthritic foot condition should concern you but players are there and the addition of HOFer Rod Woodson to the defensive staff is a huge gain for the club.
As for the drinking game, I’ll be watching the draft with my two best friends who follow football (one of whom plays left tackle to my quarterback spring weekends) and I can safely guarantee that by the end of it I’ll be pissing off my balcony. (I live on the 13th floor).
All I have to say is go easy easy on your beer.
Thankfully, there's a barrier that prevents me from falling off or doing anything stupid.
But if I piss down it it flows down and through a gap.
And yeah, we’re very optimistic. KC had the softest draw in the league this year and had plenty of luck – they’re not going to be much over .500 at best next year. San Diego are always a threat, but with Norv as coach they’re just as likely to bomb out.
I think that we can at least go 10-6, possibly even better next year – especially if we can beat one of the Patriots/J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! given they both have to come to Oakland.
No one likes us,
No one likes us,
We're the Raiders and we don't care...
"Darth Vader is a punk compared to Al Davis." - Hunter S Thompson
Shaughnessy was a bit of a surprise to me then
but he’s blossomed into a nice pick and a solid defensive player.
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Feb 20, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna pass out by the time the niners pick.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
my dog <3
Follow these rules and everyone passes out by the time the Panthers announce their pick.
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Wednesday it is!
The 2010 Bucs: Considering their two-minute offense works wonders... Why can't EVERY offensive drive be run like that during the other 58 minutes of the damn game?!
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