scouting report Stories - Mocking The Draft
Roll Tide, Roll
Like many Longhorns, I'll be watching the SEC title game in a Dallas sports bar to scout our prospective opponent before walking over to the Death Star for the Corn Husking. Yes, I just counted chickens before they hatched. Barking Carnival has a poultry gynecologist on retainer and a Burger King...
Looking @ Nebraska Offense
It's champeen-ship time. I'll be in Dallas eating $24 nachos and watching Chi-Os cage dance just like the rest of you, but consider this your appetizer. Throw out everything you saw in College Station because the Huskers are capable of duplicating exactly none of it. A&M ran the ball well...
Looking @ Nebraska Defense
Defense Judging from the Coaches All-Big 12 team, this is the finest collection of defenders the Big 12 has ever seen. Outside of the Big 12 North Galapagos where there are no offensive predators and beyond the Big 12 South Bob Stoops sewing circle, they're the 2nd or 3rd best defense in the...
A Quick Offseason Workout Update
Some trusted friends & family took in the Longhorns 7 on 7 workout in the Bubble (there's a cheerleading camp going on at the practice fields) yesterday and had some things to share: Garrett Gilbert's shoulder is healthy and "he was throwing lasers." He's a legitimate 6-3/6-4 200+ and he has a...
The Rhythm Method: 2009 Texas Tech Spring Game
Uncle Bevo braved West Texas winds and the ever-present potential for mud rain to go out and scout the Pirates of The Plains. We're hopeful dedfischer of Tortilla Retort will reply. Here is UB's report. - SR ___________ Most people don’t associate delicate sensitivity with football. Some things...
What To Do Against Ol Mizzou
Missouri represents a number of challenges for us, as we do for them. Their first challenge: firing the SID Let's explore the issues relevant to this matchup joyfully like a playscape made of taffy. Missouri Offense: No Vanilla Please We need our defense as dark and complex as a Nigerian beat...
Texas/Colorado Football Analysis
I've decided to distract myself from gawking at the smoldering ruin that was my 401K by researching a bit about the Buffaloes. Before the year, I would have been pleased to leave Boulder with a last second field goal for the win. The game set up well for them for a host of reasons. Right now I...
MLS Playoffs: Sounders at Salt Lake Leg One - Tactical Breakdown
With the red cards, penalties and an own goal in the last two matches there isn't much that can be taken from the previous two meetings between these sides. Even the issue with the 2010 contests has been addressed, as the Seattle Sounders substitution patterns have dramatically improved in 2011...
Seattle Sounders vs Philadelphia Union Scouting Report: Keep the Train Rolling
Sigi Schmid may do as much to earn his paycheck in the next couple of weeks of relatively unimportant games as he did during the Seattle Sounders' hectic run of critical league games, cup finals, and CCL group stage matches. The task during that difficult (and almost perfect) autumn run was to keep...
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